Top Holiday Quotes Collection - Page 5
Discover a curated collection of Holiday quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category. Page 5 provides more Holiday quotes.
There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig.Collection: Holiday
Our concept of a family holiday was going to a guest house in the Lake district or Wales, where walking was part of the holiday.Collection: Holiday
Women beg me for it, and not the other way around." "Then you should go to one of them." "Oh, I will. When we return to London, I'm going to embark on a spree of orgiastic debauchery that won't end until someone is arrested for it. But in the meanwhile...do you truly expect that the two of us are going to share a bed tonight-and tomorrow night-as chastely as a pair of nuns on holiday?Collection: Holiday
Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells.Collection: Holiday
As a kid, you await holidays with a wide-eyed, passionate, almost maniacal enthusiasm. Heavy breathing is involved.Collection: Holiday
In the mouths of many men soft words are like roses that soldiers put into the muzzles of their muskets on holidays.Collection: Holiday
I'd like to be able to go on holiday and not to have to hold my belly in for two whole weeks.Collection: Holiday
If you look at the other singers of Billie Holiday's time, they were really trying to entertain. They were trying to make people feel good. They were singing fast - and she was singing the blues.Collection: Holiday
My favorite holiday is my birthday-it's very Leo.Collection: Holiday
Today is declared an unscheduled holiday.Collection: Holiday