Top Grandma Quotes Collection
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If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.Collection: Grandma
Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.Collection: Grandma
Grandma, how old is she?" "Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck.Collection: Grandma
You can't do anything for a person who is stuck between being happy and being miserable. All you can do is get trapped in the middle, and anyone in the middle just gets squished.' -GrandmaCollection: Grandma
He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.Collection: Grandma
Grandma said [...] when you come on something that is good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can find; that way, the good spreads out to where no telling it will go.Collection: Grandma
We don’t LOVE our Grandmas because they look like super models. We love them because of WHO they areCollection: Grandma
Last year when my grandma fell and broke her hip she couldn't paint her toenails anymore. So my grandpa started doing it for her, even after he fell and broke his hip, too. For me, that's love.Collection: Grandma
My grandma used to make syrup for us because we couldn't afford it and I just played around with her recipe. I made strawberry syrup and that didn't really work out but I made strawberry-vanilla and that sold. Then I just went out and took marketing classes, went to seminars, learned about marketing a product and striking deals. It ended up taking orders of $1.5 million.Collection: Grandma
I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.Collection: Grandma
I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.Collection: Grandma
Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug.Collection: Grandma
Soup simmering, music of idle gossip, yammering kids, domestic chaos - long adjusted to this rolling scene, you show them your lofty calm.Collection: Grandma
Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew.Collection: Grandma
They pampered me, especially my grandmother ... I loved her with all my heart.Collection: Grandma
Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago.Collection: Grandma
A grandma is old on the outside and young on the inside.Collection: Grandma
My grandma used to plant tomato seedlings in tin cans from tomato sauce & puree & crushed tomatoes she got from the Italian restaurant by her house, but she always soaked the labels off first. I don't want them to be anxious about the future, she said. It's not healthy.Collection: Grandma
Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you start to smell smoke, and you turn around, and you look in the backseat, and grandma is playing with herself?Collection: Grandma
My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.Collection: Grandma
Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.Collection: Grandma
My great grandma always told me to drink a lot of milk because it's good for the skin.Collection: Grandma
My grandma always said bad things don't last forever.Collection: Grandma
I called my grandmother yesterday. She picks up the phone, 'Oh hello, dear, hold on a second, I just stepped out of the shower. Let me go put some clothes on.' I said, 'Hey Grandma, don't ever tell me you're naked again. Go put a lot of clothes on. Then put some more clothes on. I'm going to sit here and drink and try to forget you naked in my head.' I'll never eat raisins again.Collection: Grandma
We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.Collection: Grandma
The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served plain. The first course could include a dollop of Italian in 1492, but not Spanish spice or French sauce or too much Indian corn. Nothing too filling or fancy ahead of the turkey and pumpkin pie, just the way Grandma used to cook it.Collection: Grandma
Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandmaCollection: Grandma
As a mama and a grandma, I appreciate, understand and absolutely believe in the sanctity of life. But I recognize that there are those tough situations where heartbreaking decisions have to be made.Collection: Grandma
If you were watching CNN, they were saying the NSA is listening to your phone calls. It's reading your emails. When you call your grandma in Arkansas, the NSA knows. All total bulls - t. They made the public more concerned about the privacy issue than the legitimate facts should have done.Collection: Grandma
I got stopped in front of the bras in Victoria's Secret; I get interrogated in airport bathrooms. I went to South Africa in January to see my family, and even there people would stop me and ask, "Sasha, who's A?" Even my grandma.Collection: Grandma
I hope to be acting until I'm playing the role of Grandma, and I'd like to branch out in film - producing, directing, all of it. I'll sleep when no one wants to hire me!Collection: Grandma
I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of the sticky ribbon candy bowl my mid-western grandma always had.Collection: Grandma
After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better.Collection: Grandma
I just love all the music. My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters, Harold Arlen, George Gershwin, all those folks. I can't do it, but I have a profound respect for it.Collection: Grandma
The comma, if it's left out, sometimes can be a problem. There's a slogan on a T-shirt going around that "Let's Eat, Grandma," and "Let's Eat Grandma."Collection: Grandma
My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one."Collection: Grandma
My grandma has said many of the things her character says. But she was much nicer! I made her meaner for dramatic purposes.Collection: Grandma
If Grandma Goldman ever smiled, she must have done it in the bathroom with the door locked. She had been the undisputed head of her own family, ruling with an iron hand and a mouth full of rocks.Collection: Grandma
If it hadn't been for Grandma, we'd have had no ethnic tone at all.Collection: Grandma
I love to relax. It's my favorite thing in the world. I am very good at being like a grandma and staying in and watching Game of Thrones or a movie. I think I could do that every night.Collection: Grandma
I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls.Collection: Grandma
My family's still loves my music. Every time they hear me on the radio they call my phone - my grandma even called me: "I hear you on the radio!" I'm like, "Grandma, you listen to that and you be in church?"Collection: Grandma
I come from making money in the streets. The streets all I know. All my family is still in the streets. So, it's going to be hard to pull me right back into that. When I ain't doing no shows four days out of the week, I may be in my hood or at my grandma's house in the hood. But yes, I got a kid. I got to get more serious about the music so he don't get dragged into that life.Collection: Grandma
My great grandma, she's in her 80s, so she tells me a lot about the things she's seen. I learn a lot from her.Collection: Grandma
I have meditated in the last two or three years. To discover what it means to sit and let sounds and movement wash over you has been brilliant. In some ways, that helped me understand where my grandma had gone. She had gone to a different world that we aren't quite connected to.Collection: Grandma
My grandmother used to babysit us when I was younger, and would always play old-school music. It gets to me. Grandma had some good taste.Collection: Grandma
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.Collection: Grandma
My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.Collection: Grandma
I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.Collection: Grandma
Lucky me, the producer was arriving, and when he saw me [dressed as an old lady], he didn't know what to think. I told him, 'I'm your grandma here's your lunch, honey,' and I got my first TV show in Mexico.Collection: Grandma