Top Funny Food Quotes Collection
Discover a curated collection of Funny Food quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.Collection: Funny Food
I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.Collection: Funny Food
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!Collection: Funny Food
One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.Collection: Funny Food