Top crazy Quotes Collection - Page 33

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Image of Charles Bukowski
Are people crazy? People waited all their lives. They waited to live, they waited to die. They waited in line to buy toilet paper. They waited in line for money. And if they didn't have any money they waited in longer lines. You waited to go to sleep and then you waited to awaken. You waited to get married and you waited to get divorced. You waited for it to rain, you waited for it to stop. You waited to eat and then you waited to eat again. You waited in a shrink's office with a bunch of psychos and you wondered if you were one.
- Charles Bukowski
Collection: Crazy
Image of Miguel de Cervantes
Here lies a gentleman bold Who was so very brave He went to lengths untold, And on the brink of the grave Death had on him no hold. By the world he set small store-- He frightened it to the core-- Yet somehow, by Fate's plan, Though he'd lived a crazy man, When he died he was sane once more.
- Miguel de Cervantes
Collection: Crazy
Image of Cassandra Clare
Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. "You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?
- Cassandra Clare
Collection: Crazy
Image of Margaret Cho
You didn't hear Yello until later in the night in the bondage clubs. Things would start getting crazy and that's when you'd hear Yello. It was bad.
- Margaret Cho
Collection: Crazy
Image of Benjamin Carson
When asked by Glenn Beck if people should be allowed to own semi-automatic weapons, Dr. Benjamin Carson said: “It depends on where you live. I think if you live in the midst of a lot of people, and I’m afraid that that semi-automatic weapon is going to fall into the hands of a crazy person, I would rather you not have it.
- Benjamin Carson
Collection: Crazy
Image of Miguel de Cervantes
Since Don Quixote de la Mancha is a crazy fool and a madman, and since Sancho Panza, his squire, knows it, yet, for all that, serves and follows him, and hangs on these empty promises of his, there can be no doubt that he is more of a madman and a fool than his master.
- Miguel de Cervantes
Collection: Crazy
Image of Jim Carrey
Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian, insanity is not a problem. It's a goal.
- Jim Carrey
Collection: Crazy
Image of Warren Buffett
When we went crazy, and we did go crazy on residential real estate, it set things in motion that just - the dominoes started toppling.
- Warren Buffett
Collection: Crazy
Image of Pema Chodron
The mind is very wild. The human experience is full of unpredictability and paradox, joys and sorrows, successes and failures. We can't escape any of these experiences in the vast terrain of our existence. It is part of what makes life grand-and it is also why our minds take us on such a crazy ride. If we can train ourselves through meditation to be more open and more accepting toward the wild arc of our experience, if we can lean into the difficulties of life and the ride of our minds, we can become more settled and relaxed amid whatever life brings us.
- Pema Chodron
Collection: Crazy
Image of Bennett Cerf
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy
- Bennett Cerf
Collection: Crazy
Image of Leo Buscaglia
In a crazy world, it's only your insanity that will keep you sane
- Leo Buscaglia
Collection: Crazy
Image of Bill Bryson
I think it's only right that crazy people should have their own city, but I cannot for the life of me see why a sane person would want to go there.
- Bill Bryson
Collection: Crazy
Image of Warren Buffett
If you know how to value businesses, it's crazy to own 50 stocks or 40 stocks or 30 stocks, probably because there aren't that many wonderful businesses understandable to a single human being in all likelihood. To forego buying more of some super-wonderful business and instead put your money into #30 or #35 on your list of attractiveness just strikes Charlie and me as madness.
- Warren Buffett
Collection: Crazy
Image of George H. W. Bush
Ozone Man, Ozone. He's crazy, way out, far out, man.
- George H. W. Bush
Collection: Crazy
Image of Kourtney Kardashian
Motherhood has most definitely changed me and my life. Its so crazy how drastic even the small details change - in such an amazing way. Even silly things, like the fact that all of my pictures on my cell phone used to be of me at photo shoots - conceited, I know! - but now every single picture on my phone is of Mason.
- Kourtney Kardashian
Collection: Crazy
Image of Mary Steenburgen
People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so much true crazy comedy coming up.
- Mary Steenburgen
Collection: Crazy
Image of William J. Clinton
North Koreans are irrational to some extent, but I don't think they're totally irrational. I think they watch American cable channels. I think they watch the European cable channels. I think they, their decision makers keep up more than we know. And I think they want us to think they're a little crazy.
- William J. Clinton
Collection: Crazy
Image of Octavia Butler
He was like me - a kindred spirit crazy enough to keep on trying.
- Octavia Butler
Collection: Crazy
Image of Charlie Munger
It takes almost no capital to open a new See's candy store. We're drowning in capital of our own that has almost no cost. It would be crazy to franchise stores like some capital-starved pancake house. We like owning our own stores as a matter of quality control.
- Charlie Munger
Collection: Crazy
Image of Helena Bonham Carter
I'm suffering from stage fright. I don't like making speeches. [...] I'm the kind of introvert actor who likes putting on other people's clothes and pretending to be somebody else, which is completely crazy choice of profession. So, I don't enjoy public speaking and I have every sympathy for anyone who has to do it and doesn't enjoy it.
- Helena Bonham Carter
Collection: Crazy
Image of Charlie Munger
A lot of people with high IQs are terrible investors because they've got terrible temperaments. And that is why we say that having a certain kind of temperament is more important than brains. You need to keep raw irrational emotion under control. You need patience and discipline and an ability to take losses and adversity without going crazy. You need an ability to not be driven crazy by extreme success
- Charlie Munger
Collection: Crazy
Image of Mata Amritanandamayi
The greatest tragedy in life is not death; the greatest tragedy takes place when our talents and capabilities are underutilized and allowed to rust while we are living.
- Mata Amritanandamayi
Collection: Crazy
Image of Kenny Chesney
I don't really lose my temper that much, but when somebody mistreats my guys, I just go crazy.
- Kenny Chesney
Collection: Crazy
Image of Rose McGowan
I did a cover for Rolling Stone the other day and it was a kind of crazy lack of outfit. I thought, "Oh, Lord. I'm never going to be Jane Austen in a film now!" 'Cause that's what I'd really like to do.
- Rose McGowan
Collection: Crazy
Image of Augusten Burroughs
The line between normal and crazy seemed impossibly thin. A person would have to be an expert tightrope walker in order not to fall.
- Augusten Burroughs
Collection: Crazy
Image of P. C. Cast
I was crazy about Heath. And his blood. Erik was an amazing guy who I really, really liked. Loren was completely delicious. Jeesh, I sucked." - Zoey Redbird (Ch 20)
- P. C. Cast
Collection: Crazy
Image of Charles Bukowski
I thought you were sane," I said, "but you're just as crazy as the rest of them.
- Charles Bukowski
Collection: Crazy
Image of Cassandra Clare
Samuel! Are you alright?" A vision of Samuel being brained by the falling bars rose up before Simon's eyes. Samuel's voice rose to a scream. "GO AWAY!" Simon looked sideways at Jace. "I think he means it." Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. "You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?
- Cassandra Clare
Collection: Crazy
Image of Oswald Chambers
It is easy to say we believe in God as long as we remain in the little world we choose to live in; but get out into the great world of facts, the noisy world where people are absolutely indifferent to you, where your message is nothing more than a crazy tale belonging to a bygone age, can you believe God there?
- Oswald Chambers
Collection: Crazy
Image of Eric Cantona
Anyone who is different or is slightly out of the norm, is considered crazy.
- Eric Cantona
Collection: Crazy
Image of Anne Heche
I'm not crazy, but it's a crazy life. I was raised in a crazy family and it took 31 years to get the crazy out of me.
- Anne Heche
Collection: Crazy
Image of Earl Sweatshirt
That sums up why it's crazy to meet Paul McCartney because he's the type of n - - that needs that.
- Earl Sweatshirt
Collection: Crazy
Image of Augusten Burroughs
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort of way. Gone were the days when she would stand on the deck lighting lemon-scented candles without then having to eat the wax.p28
- Augusten Burroughs
Collection: Crazy
Image of John Cassavetes
When I started making films, I wanted to make Frank Capra pictures. But I`ve never been able to make anything but these crazy, tough pictures. You are what you are.
- John Cassavetes
Collection: Crazy
Image of Michael Savage
Today we have people who think that they are wild and free and crazy because they are engaging in risky, insane, round-the-clock sex, using drugs, defying everything decent in society. But that's not freedom, is it? That's not even anarchy. What it is, is simple conformity. That's all it really is.
- Michael Savage
Collection: Crazy
Image of Noam Chomsky
As long as people are marginalized and distracted [they] have no way to organize or articulate their sentiments, or even know that others have these sentiments. People assume that they are the only people with a crazy idea in their heads. They never hear it from anywhere else. Nobody's supposed to think that. ... Since there's no way to get together with other people who share or reinforce that view and help you articulate it, you feel like an oddity, an oddball. So you just stay on the side and you don't pay any attention to what's going on. You look at something else, like the Superbowl.
- Noam Chomsky
Collection: Crazy
Image of Noam Chomsky
There's an internal coherence and logic to what they get from [Rush] Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and the rest of these guys. And they sound very convincing, they're very self-confident, and they have an answer to everything - a crazy answer, but it's an answer. And it's our fault if that goes on. So one thing to be done is don't ridicule these people, join them, and talk about their real grievances and give them a sensible answer, like, "Take over your factories."
- Noam Chomsky
Collection: Crazy
Image of John Hurt
I wanted to work with those boys (producers Andy and Larry Wachowski) because they're so eccentric and peculiar. Larry, of course, is halfway towards being a woman now. It's a crazy world.
- John Hurt
Collection: Crazy
Image of Orson Scott Card
I'm crazy," said Ender. "But I think I'm OK.
- Orson Scott Card
Collection: Crazy
Image of Charles Bukowski
The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.
- Charles Bukowski
Collection: Crazy
Image of Madonna Ciccone
Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it.
- Madonna Ciccone
Collection: Crazy
Image of Cassandra Clare
I was just wondering if you were armed. You want anything? Dagger, maybe?" He opened his own suit jacket just a bit, and Simon saw something long an metallic glinting against the inside lining. "No wonder you and Jace like each other so much. You're both crazy walking arsenals.
- Cassandra Clare
Collection: Crazy
Image of Cassandra Clare
No wonder you and Jace like each other so much. You're both crazy walking arsenals.
- Cassandra Clare
Collection: Crazy
Image of Jeffrey Rosen
Louis Brandeis really inspired me to write this book [Louis D. Brandeis: American Prophet]. It was a crazy deadline. The editor said I'd miss the hundredth anniversary unless I pumped the thing out in six months, because I'd been delaying and dilly dallying for so long. So he both inspired me to get up early and write.
- Jeffrey Rosen
Collection: Crazy
Image of India.Arie
My life is so tumultuous. I dive into everything. I'm feeling all up and down and sleepy and moody and hormonal - it just gets crazy. Just to keep myself balanced, I do things like yoga and meditation.
- India.Arie
Collection: Crazy
Image of Warren Buffett
No formula in finance tells you that the moat is 28 feet wide and 16 feet deep. That's what drives the academics crazy. They can compute standard deviations and betas, but they can't understand moats.
- Warren Buffett
Collection: Crazy
Image of Shelley Long
It's harder to write two people happy and in love than two people fighting and driving each other crazy.
- Shelley Long
Collection: Crazy
Image of Vincent Cassel
If kids really made all the parents better, there wouldn't be crazy kids in the world.
- Vincent Cassel
Collection: Crazy
Image of Thomas Haden Church
I've been a writer longer than I've been an actor. I wrote short stories like crazy when I was in high school and college. I worked in advertising before I moved to L.A. to pursue acting.
- Thomas Haden Church
Collection: Crazy