Victor Gold

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The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
- Victor Gold
Collection: Grease
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Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.
- Victor Gold
Collection: Two
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All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.
- Victor Gold
Collection: Men