Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.
I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working.
What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts.
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.
I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.
Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.
It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.
I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.
In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.
If you're the kind of person who likes numbers and statistics, I'm the long shot - the Lotto Powerball winner. I'm the mutation in the DNA that makes evolution a reality. I am the new black.
In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to get the party started, so I just take my shirt off.
Rock bottom for some people is death. Some people never learn from their mistakes. They don't learn from other people's mistakes.
I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them.
Black people dance well because we start early - there's music being played everywhere. White people? They don't start dancing until they get to college, and by then, it's too late; the bottom don't move with the top no matter how hard they try.
Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going.
When you're in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you.
I guess I'm entertaining; I guess I'm interesting. I guess the things that I say sell papers. I guess they sell magazines. I don't know.
I have the person at home, the person who has his privacy, too. Michael Jackson didn't do the moonwalk in his kitchen.