Shel Silverstein
The child asks, 'Why don't I have this happiness thing you're telling me about?'Collection: Happiness
He has the obligation to society that any human being has. I don't think a satirist has any greater obligation to society than a bricklayer or anybody else.Collection: Society
To me, freedom entitles you to do something, not to not do something.Collection: Freedom
I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.Collection: War
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.Collection: Truth
Comfortable shoes and the freedom to leave are the two most important things in life.Collection: Freedom
Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.Collection: Humor
Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.
If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!
I want to go everywhere, look at and listen to everything. You can go crazy with some of the wonderful stuff there is in life.
I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it.
I myself do not believe in explaining anything.
I didn't have a lot of friends. I just walked around a lot and made up stories in my head. Then I'd go home and write them down. That's how I got started.
I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you.
If you're behind the times, they won't notice you. If you're right in tune with them, you're no better than they are, so they won't care much for you. Be just a little ahead of them.
People are always giving you credit for really wanting to say more than you said.
I couldn't play ball. I couldn't dance. Luckily, the girls didn't want me. Not much I could do about that. So I started to draw and to write. By the time I got to where I was attracting girls, I was already into work, and it was more important to me.
There was a lot about the military that I thought was pretty silly, but these cartoons weren't meant to take a poke at anybody or anything. They were meant to make people laugh.
What you've got to say, you say.
When I was younger, I wasn't making it, and I was mad at everybody who was.
You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.
I'm free to leave... go wherever I please, do whatever I want; I believe everyone should live like that. Don't be dependent on anyone else - man, woman, child, or dog.
If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough.
I can write a poem in 10 minutes. I like writing songs; I can write songs in 5 or 10 minutes. My concentration seems very short.
Imagine - four years you could have spent travelling around Europe meeting people, or going to the Far East of Africa or India, meeting people, exchanging ideas, reading all you wanted to anyway, and instead I wasted it at Roosevelt.
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.Collection: Inspirational
There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start.Collection: Life Lesson
The Voice There is a voice inside of you That whispers all day long, "I feel this is right for me, I know that this is wrong." No teacher, preacher, parent, friend Or wise man can decide What's right for you--just listen to The voice that speaks inside.Collection: Inspirational
Just 'cause somethin' ain't been done Don't mean it can't be did.Collection: Life Lesson
A spider lives inside my head Who weaves a strange and wondrous web Of silken threads and silver strings To catch all sorts of flying things, Like crumbs of thoughts and bits of smiles And specks of dried-up tears, And dust of dreams that catch and cling For years and years and years...Collection: Dream
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.Collection: Funny
Underneath my outside face There's a face that none can see. A little less smiley, A little less sure, But a whole lot more like me.Collection: Littles
How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em.Collection: Love
i made myself a snowball As perfect as can be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas And a pillow for it's head. Then last night it ran away, But first - It wet the bed.Collection: Sleep
If we meet and I say, "Hi," That's a salutation. If you ask me how I feel, That's a consideration. If we stop and talk awhile, That's a conversation. If we understand each other, That's communication. If we argue, scream and fight, That's an altercation. If later we apologize, That's a reconciliation. If we help each other home, That's cooperation. And all these ations added up Make civilization. (And if I say this is a wonderful poem, Is that exaggeration?)Collection: Communication
The Little Boy and the Old Man Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the old man, "I do that too." The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants." I do that too," laughed the little old man. Said the little boy, "I often cry." The old man nodded, "So do I." But worst of all," said the boy, "it seems Grown-ups don't pay attention to me." And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand. I know what you mean," said the little old man.Collection: Mean
If there is a book you want to read but isn`t written yet,write it.Collection: Life Lesson
Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.Collection: Inspiring
This bridge will take you halfway there - the last few steps you will have to take yourself.Collection: Halfway There
If you're a bird, be an early bird. But if you're a worm, sleep late.Collection: Life Lesson
I was always prepared for success but that means that I have to be prepared for failure, too.Collection: Mean
But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.Collection: Life Lesson
Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.Collection: Life Lesson
There is a place where the sidewalk ends.Collection: Ends
No teacher, preacher, parent, friend, or wise man can decide what's right for you.Collection: Wise
I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits? Are you noisy with quiet times? Or are you quiet with noisy times? Are you happy with some sad days? Or are you sad with some happy days? Are you neat with some sloppy ways? Or are you sloppy with some neat ways? And on and on and on and on and on and on he went. I’ll never ask a zebra about stripes...again.Collection: Zebras
The Yesees said yes to anything That anyone suggested. The Noees said no to everything Unless it was proven and tested. So the Yesees all died of much too much And the Noees all died of fright, But somehow I think the Thinkforyourselfees All came out all right.Collection: Thinking
Ourchestra: So you haven't got a drum, just beat your belly. So I haven't got a horn-I'll play my nose. So we haven't any cymbals- We'll just slap our hands together, And though there may be orchestras That sound a little better With their fancy shiny instruments That cost an awful lot- Hey, we're making music twice as good By playing what we've got!Collection: Hands
Instead of tug o' war, let's play hug o' war.Collection: Peace