I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.Collection: Famous
The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me.Collection: Famous
I'm not the most romantic guy, although I do try.Collection: Romantic
I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say.Collection: Movies
Luckily, I think, I never really wanted to be famous, I just wanted to make movies.Collection: Famous
I'm not one of those actors where filmmakers that I admire ask me to be in their movies. I meet them at parties and they're nice to me, but they never ask me to work with them.Collection: Movies
Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.
If you ask most high schoolers who Bruce Lee is, they will say that it someone they sit next to in English class.
I'm intimidated anytime I work with someone who's directly outside my very insulated group of friends.
I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me.
Really, if I'm honest, sci-fi is where my sensibility instinctively goes - I'm a big comic-book fan.
I'm proud to say that I've never had a normal job. I started doing stand-up when I was in high school, purely as a measure to never get a proper job.
I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'
I guess it's a kind of a goal for any actor to be the lead of a movie. Not for ego reasons, but because it is creatively the biggest challenge.
It's my mission to sue the MPAA and take them down. I don't know how to go about doing that. But to me, it seems like it's something that has to be taken care of.
People constantly make pop-culture references. That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly.
I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are.
I first did standup at a lesbian bar. I didn't know it was a lesbian bar at the time, but the lesbians loved me. I was huge among the lesbians and am to this day. I'm thrilled with the lesbian support.
It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team.
I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community.
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.