We Americans only voted for George Bush to prove to the British that Americans understand irony. Unfortunately, it kinda backfired.

- Scott Capurro

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Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying.

- Scott Capurro

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I am shocked and slightly perturbed by his exuberance and quick wit. Knock Knock Channel 4

- Scott Capurro

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