Rosie O'Donnell
I went to seven colleges. I was a professional transfer student. I had to drop out 'cause I couldn't see out the back window.Collection: College
I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.Collection: Math
And it never, ever was interpreted that the Second Amendment meant individual's right to bear armsCollection: Second Amendment
When I started out, some women comics were jealous of other women comics, thinking, "If she gets "The Tonight Show," I can't." My philosophy always was, "If she did, I can too."Collection: Philosophy
"Marriage" is an internationally recognized word that says we are committed as a couple and are responsible for each other and any children that we have.Collection: Children
Fame stole my yellow. Yellow is the color you get when you're real and brutally honest. Yellow is with my kids[...]The bundle of bright yellow warming my core, formerly frozen and uninhabitable[...]They got yellow from me, and I felt yellow giving it to them and it was all good[...]So, why am I leaving my show? It took my yellow. I wanted it back. Without it I can't live. The gray kills me.Collection: Real
You know what happens to people who lie. They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again.Collection: Cancer
You should be able to tell your child, "This is an actor. And she's older than Mommy!"Collection: Children