Richard Jeni
Brooklyn is the only place where a guy can open up a candy store sell no candy and gross over eight million dollars a year.Collection: Eight
Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.Collection: Six
Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders in the winery gift shop and both parties really want to be there.Collection: Couple
There is no romance without some lying. That’s what romance is – a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.Collection: Romance