Richard J. Needham
Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.Collection: Men
When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.Collection: Idaho
People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.Collection: Honesty
The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.Collection: Birthday
When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!Collection: Running
To create a housing shortage in a huge country, heavily wooded, with a small population -- ah, that's proof of pure political genius.Collection: Country
Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money.Collection: Drug
If you would have God hear you when you pray, you must hear him when he speaks.Collection: Prayer
The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more.Collection: Inspiring
God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.Collection: Prayer
Lovely girls are terribly insecure. They are convinced that their legs are too thick, and their bottoms are too big, and their bosoms are too small. They are conviced that their nose is the wrong shape, that their ears stick out, and that their eyes are too close together. They need a man who will tell them they are exactly right as they are. They do not believe him, but they need to hear it said.Collection: Love
Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.Collection: Love Is
People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.Collection: Beautiful
I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.Collection: Looks
When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.Collection: Numbers
The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.Collection: Normal