Rachel Renée Russell
Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork DiariesCollection: Dream
You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER ITCollection: Baby
Let your inner DORK shine through.Collection: Shining
Better late than never."-Dork DiariesCollection: Diaries
So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!Collection: Circus
Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.Collection: Book
STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk) 2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness) 1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture) 1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color) 1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity) Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature Use liberally as needed Makes 4 to 5 cupsCollection: Home
Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness.Collection: Wine
In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!Collection: Cute
BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").Collection: Names