Religion is designed for stupid people. Science is designed for stupid people who are embarrassed by their stupidity, who want to do something about it.Collection: Stupid
When you read the history of the human family, it slowly comes to you that all the world's oceans once fell as tears.Collection: Ocean
Did you know you can't steer a boat that isn't moving? Just like a life.Collection: Moving
Windows isn't supposed to make sense, it's supposed to make money.Collection: Making Money
With each passing year, because of advances in computer technology, there are more things, each more sophisticated, that we aren't allowed to do any more.Collection: Technology
In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for.Collection: Failure