Paul Gascoigne
I thought I did well for someone who has been out for 10 or 11 months. Then I was sub against Liverpool and tried to play for the guys and work on my fitness.Collection: Fitness
I never predict anything, and I never will.
I am going to continue and bring this club forward. I am Paul Gascoigne the footballer.
I won player of the year and players' player, two cups and two championship medals, had a great time.
I fought back, got injured again and I had to have another operation. I got down and depressed and I think I was drinking more than I should. Well, I know I was.
The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.
Anyway, how can you sack anyone who still hasn't got a contract. I'll be there for the game and I'll stand behind the dugout giving instructions to the players from there. They will respond to me more than the next manager.
At the end of it, I'll maybe do a coaching badge but I'm not going to get forced into things.
But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.
But then I always wanted to play for Rangers. Man United is a great club and Alex Ferguson is a legend.
Hopefully everybody will just let me get on with my life. I'm going to.
I do want to be a manager one day. It might be 10 years, I don't know when.
I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.
I had to accept that I was an alcoholic, that was the main thing. I think you've got to. But I try not say that I'm an alcoholic. I prefer to say that it's a disease I've got.
I know as a manager you have to abide by the chairman's decisions. But his decisions were this team, that team, this player, that player. The chairman is a control freak.
I like to help create team spirit in the dressing room. I feel that I've got loads of love to give.
I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why.
I take responsibility for myself and what I do now.
I'll tell you the truth: I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.
I'm going to do things when they are right for me.
I've got a bit of money in the bank. I'm quite comfortable.
I've had to deal with everything but everyone has helped me, including Sir Alex Ferguson, to get through. George Best was a good friend of mine. We loved each other, we both knew where we were coming from.
I've learnt and I just want to be respected for what I've achieved on the pitch. I know I haven't achieved much off it but I do know I've given pleasure to people watching me play football over the years.
If I want to be a better person for whoever is in my life, I have to learn.
If the fans want me out, I'll put my hands up and leave. Like a proper man. I won't make excuses, I'll leave.
Then all the foreigners started coming over. I don't mind that but a lot of teams are laying out fortunes for ordinary players and that's no good for our youngsters coming through.
Well, I did know - but I just wanted the day to pass and the next day to come and then I wanted that one to pass. It was a horrible cycle. I felt so close to having to pack the game in.
You learn, right, a lot of people's problems - why they get upset, why they get down, why they turn to drink - is because they can't say one word and it's N-O, no.
What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?Collection: Men
I never make predictions and I never will.Collection: Football
Glasgow Rangers. God I loved playing for themCollection: Rangers
I'll tell you the truth; I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.Collection: Wine
I got eight O-levels at school...zero in every subject.Collection: Zero
I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if it happens. I want to see a UFO. They're real. I don't care if you look at me like that. UFO's are a definite fact and I've got to see one soon.Collection: Dream
I don't know whether I will drink again in my life but I didn't drink yesterday, I am not drinking today and I'll try not to drink again tomorrow.Collection: Drinking
I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.Collection: Soccer
Daft as a brush? I'm daft, but I'm not daft as a brush!Collection: Brushes
A boy is better unborn than untaught.Collection: Teaching
I know I would have had a lot more trophies in my cabinet if I went with him [Sir Alex Ferguson].Collection: Alex
Everywhere I looked life seemed to be full of problems and they were just going to go on and on. It was never going to get any better.Collection: Goes On
Scholesy is one of my favourite players of all time. He was a great professional who had everything and I used to love playing with him. You could give him the ball in any position, he would take one touch and you would know exactly what the next move would be. [ . . . ] He was magical, pure class.Collection: Moving
I would do those 2 years over and over again for the rest of my lifeCollection: Grief
It was a big relief off my shoulder.Collection: Soccer
I'm a better person now, and not only that - I'm a better manCollection: Men
If you're fortunate to have talent and getting paid for something you love doing. All you've got to do is perform for 90 minutes.Collection: Talent
Because of the booking I will miss the Holland game - if selected.Collection: Football