Pat McAfee

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As long as folks are happy, I'm happy.
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It is an incredible honor to be named the Colts' Walter Payton Man of the Year.
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I'm real excited to turn my obsessive-type focus towards making the world a happier place.
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I played soccer in the Alps when I was a kid. There was a blizzard that happened. And little local German kids were out there shoveling lines. Keeping it moving.
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Take life for what it is, which is very precious, and that's what moments happen.
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I have to really work hard at my craft.
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I think exposure for kickers and punters is not that bad of a thing. I think it's come a long way, and hopefully, in the future, kickers and punters won't be mocked as much.
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I'm a blue-collar American who enjoys life and who just happens to be good at punting footballs.
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You would think doing comedy would be nerve wracking, but punting and kicking footballs gets me more nervous.
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Deion Sanders played two sports, and Bo Jackson played two sports. I'm not athletic enough to do two sports, but I think I'm good enough to do two professions and do them pretty well at a high level.
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I assume there's a lot of intelligent football fans in England.
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If people don't know what a punter is in football, they're not going to know what a fourth down kicker is, either.
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If I've learned anything from social media, it's truly that the most irrelevant people always say the most absurd stuff.
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I find myself in pretty hilarious situations.
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My life is just a ridiculous one.
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I don't like cheaters.
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We all understand there's an inherent risk when you step on the field in football.
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A big part of football is the team aspect.
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My leg was made for kicking things. Doesn't matter the circumstance, style or formation. It's all about putting your foot on the right spot of the ball and letting your leg velocity do the rest.
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Collection: Feet
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It's really hard to perfect one aspect of your kicking game when you're spending some of your time kicking with a holder, some of your time kicking off a tee, and some of your time drop-kicking the ball. To be able to concentrate just on my punting responsibilities will do wonders for me.
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Collection: Responsibility
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to play for the Indianapolis Colts, and I would never want to jeopardize it by doing something stupid.
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Collection: Stupid
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Soccer just couldn't satisfy my thirst for watching violence up close.
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Collection: Soccer
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No matter if I'm booting extra points, kicking off, punting... whatever. I can kick things far, and I'm willing to do whatever the Colts ask of me.
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Collection: Kicking
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I was a pretty good soccer player, but it just wasn't for me. I thrive in the intensified atmosphere on a football field.
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Collection: Soccer