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Only fools are positive.
- Moe Howard
Collection: Positive
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I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
- Moe Howard
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We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.
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I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
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Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.
- Moe Howard
Collection: Inspirational
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Every time you think, you weaken the nation.
- Moe Howard
Collection: Thinking
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Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!
- Moe Howard
Collection: Genius
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Shut up and say something.
- Moe Howard
Collection: Shut Up
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If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!
- Moe Howard
Collection: Food

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