Maysoon Zayid

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We have been sold a Muslim boogeyman. We are buying into it, and we are terrified, and that terror is causing people to lash out at comedians like myself or women wearing hijabs, or anyone who seems to defend equality for Muslims worldwide.
- Maysoon Zayid
Collection: Equality
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I'm very much inspired by things that anger me. If I see bigotry, stupidity, or injustice on the news, I'm inspired to find a way to make it into something comedic and relatable. Anger inspires me. Stupidity inspires me. My family inspires me. My accountant inspires me. Everything and anything, really.
- Maysoon Zayid
Collection: Anger
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If you're disabled, and you're trying to achieve your dreams, accept the fact right now that you have to work 500 times more than the average bear next to you. Stop bucking for sympathy, put on your titanium legs, and run.
- Maysoon Zayid
Collection: Sympathy
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I'm not here to impose Sharia law, and I'm not here to have a message about disability being inspirational - I'm here to make people laugh. But when I can layer things and make people not only laugh but question, make people not only laugh but be offended... I have to do that.
- Maysoon Zayid
Collection: Inspirational
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And if I can can, you can can.
- Maysoon Zayid
Collection: Ifs
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I've got to tell you, I've got 99 problems, and palsy is just one.
- Maysoon Zayid
Collection: Problem
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People with disabilities are the largest minority in the world, and we are the most underrepresented in entertainment.
- Maysoon Zayid
Collection: People
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I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey.
- Maysoon Zayid
Collection: Female