Gardening requires lots of water... most of it in the form of perspiration.Collection: Funny
We will all be better citizens when voting records of our Congressmen are followed as carefully as scores of pro-football games.Collection: Football
It's been the same since caveman days, this game of love - they just changed the trumps from clubs to diamonds.Collection: Love
The things that have made America great are being subverted for the things that make Americans rich.Collection: America
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking.Collection: Life Is Like