Lois Greiman
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.Collection: Father
False hope is better than no hope at all.Collection: Hope
Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.Collection: Brother
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.Collection: Sex
Love is like skydiving without a parachute.Collection: Love Is
A person without regrets is called a corpse.Collection: Regret
What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?Collection: Pms
Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.Collection: Hands
A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.Collection: Way
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.Collection: Succeed