Lewis Grizzard
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.Collection: Feel Good
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.Collection: Travel
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.Collection: Heart
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.Collection: Dog
Let's all start walking more and driving less.Collection: Driving
Today’s sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, “Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?”Collection: Reading