If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.Collection: Children
Wall Street is a place where the day begins with good buys.Collection: Wall
I told my broker that as long as he doesn't tell me where my money should go, I won't tell him where he should go.Collection: Long
Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing.Collection: Real
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan!Collection: Best Love
My teacher has a reading problem. He can't read my writingCollection: Teacher