I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!Collection: Funny
If I didn't believe it in my own mind, I never would have seen it.Collection: Believe
If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.Collection: Fun
A sure thing is no fun.Collection: Fun
My grandfather is great. He's a great grandfather.Collection: Grandchildren