Jeanne Calment
Every age has its happiness and troubles.Collection: Happiness
Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.Collection: Smile
Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.Collection: Death
I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.
In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.
I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.
I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.
I didn't like mundane life.
All babies are beautiful.
I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.
There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.
I think I will die laughing.
I'd like to go to the Moon.
I wait for death and journalists.
He who hugs too much, hugs badly!
Wit doesn't make girls pretty.
I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.
I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.
Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!
I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.
Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.Collection: Funny
I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.Collection: Wrinkles
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.Collection: Funny
If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.Collection: Worry
[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me.Collection: Age
When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.Collection: Daughter
My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.Collection: Sight