J. B. Smoove
Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't like to be robotic onstage. I like to perform for that particular audience.Collection: Men
I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.Collection: Black And White
There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two.Collection: Two
I'm putting on a suit and tie when I go see The Great Gatsby.Collection: Ties
Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.Collection: Class
You can't take everything that is offered to you. I pass on a lot of stuff, because I truly believe that I will shine better if I could do it 200 percent rather than do it 80 percent and make it so-so.Collection: Believe
If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn't have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn't have passed away, I wouldn't have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would've never auditioned for Curb.Collection: Opportunity
That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.Collection: Littles
I most resemble Benjamin Button. I evolve. I attach myself to the heartbeat of whatever is going on at that particular time, or I just chart a new path.Collection: Heart
This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.Collection: Italian