Irwin Corey
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.Collection: Marriage
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.Collection: Change
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.Collection: Smile
Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.Collection: Land
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.Collection: Drinking
Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.Collection: Shoes
With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible.Collection: Change
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.Collection: New Friends
Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.Collection: Today
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.Collection: Believe
It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.Collection: Change
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!Collection: Beholder