Goodman Ace
I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one.
TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.
I keep reading between the lies.
Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating.
Politics makes estranged bedfellows.
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.Collection: Health
I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).Collection: Secret
TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.Collection: Clever
Familiarity breeds attempt. Time wounds all heels. I went down on the Lower East Side today and saw all those Old Testament houses. We're all cremated equal. We're insufferable friends. I've been working my head to the bone.Collection: House
You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.Collection: Father
They call television a medium because nothing's well done.Collection: Television