There is no legimate actor who can resist the powerful lure of the movies. It isn't the money that fetches him. It isn't the great publicity. It is simply this: the movies enable an actor to look at himself.Collection: Powerful
One does not go to the theater to see life and nature; one goes to see the particular way in which life and nature happen to look to a cultivated, imaginative and entertaining man who happens, in turn, to be a playwright.Collection: Men
Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.Collection: Writing
The dramatic critic who is without prejudice is on the plane with the general who does not believe in taking human life.Collection: Believe
Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful.Collection: Fighting
The Russian dramatist is one who, walking through a cemetery, does not see the flowers on the graves. The American dramatist . . . Does not see the graves under the flowers.Collection: Flower
The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.Collection: Men
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.Collection: Marriage
Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.Collection: Sex
What passes for woman's intuition is more often intrinsically nothing more than man's transparency.Collection: Men
There is something distinguished about even his failures; they sink not trivially, but with a certain air of majesty, like a great ship, its flags flying, full of holes.Collection: Air
A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.Collection: Men
Musicals are to the theater what wines are to a substantial dinner.Collection: Wine
Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.Collection: Night