Eddie Cantor
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.Collection: Wedding
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.Collection: Marriage
Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.Collection: Life
It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.Collection: Success
When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.
Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.Collection: Writing
A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience.Collection: Sleep
Matrimony is not a word, it's a sentence.Collection: Matrimony
All women are natural born espionage agents.Collection: Keeping Secrets
It takes years to make an overnight success.Collection: Success
It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.Collection: Success
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.Collection: Friendship
Love isn't like a reservoir. You'll never drain it dry. It's much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it flows, the stronger and deeper and clearer it becomes.Collection: Spring
Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they're not compatible. It's so hard to draw the line.Collection: Tact
We call our rich relatives the kin we love to touchCollection: Rich