Darren Gough
I don't know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a matchCollection: Player
Illy [Ray Illingworth] had the man-management skills of Basil FawltyCollection: Men
Wilshere looks like he's got the grit between his teethCollection: Teeth
Usmanov has got loads of money - we know that from his wealth.Collection: Wealth