Craig Ferguson
I’m reading a book, because I’m brainy. No, it is a book – if you don’t know, it is like a blog except bigger.Collection: Reading
My father had a very unusual psychic ability, he could detect water. It’s called divining. He would use a Y-shaped U-branch, and he could find water with that, which is a very impressive skill in a country where it rains 365 days of the year.Collection: Country
It’s tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by never, ever reading books.Collection: Reading
This is my first week as an American citizen. It’s amazing. Now I can vote in the general election – and for American Idol.Collection: Firsts
The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know – things and stuff.Collection: Stories
The nation of Iran is threatening to sue the makers of the movie Argo. They say the movie was an unrealistic portrayal of their country. You can’t do that! That would be like Scotland suing over the movie Shrek.Collection: Country
For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course – steroids.Collection: Country