Chris Hardwick
I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don't care if anybody else gets it.Collection: Care
The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.Collection: Hipster
One of the many reasons why I love stand-up so much is when you're performing, you get instant feedback. You know if stuff is working right away.Collection: Stuff
I'm just gonna do a podcast because it's mine, I can control it, I have complete responsibility over it, and no one can touch it.Collection: Responsibility
The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.Collection: Drug
Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.Collection: Xbox
I feel like being nerd is not about the superficial quality; it's about how nerds approach life. It's much more emotional and mental than it is you're some fat guy living in your mom's basement, which I think is just a hacky stereotype.Collection: Mom
I think people have this stereotypical idea in their head of what a nerd is. People have said to me before, "You're not a nerd!" because I think they think of the classic Revenge Of The Nerds archetype.Collection: Revenge
If you have laser-like brain it's not always focused on the most productive things. If you want to play Halo: Reach all day, that's fine, but if you want to accomplish some other things, here are some ways to do that using your innate nerd gifts.Collection: Play
It's so much easier to give advice than to take it.Collection: Giving
Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, "Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up!" And I don't have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.Collection: Guy
The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don’t take themselves seriously.Collection: Hipster