Cheshire Cat
The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?Collection: Order
The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.Collection: Uninformed
Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!Collection: Real
Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.Collection: Running
I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.Collection: Toadstools
Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!Collection: Clubs
I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.Collection: Girl
Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.Collection: Essence
I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.Collection: Orphan
Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!Collection: Queens
Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!Collection: Rabbits
The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.Collection: Queens
To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.Collection: Waiting
That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows.Collection: Blow
If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.Collection: Medicine