Caprice Crane
When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shavedCollection: Girl
People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.Collection: Hate
If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic.Collection: Glasses
Someone once said, People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. They forgot one other option: Some people come only to give us their contact information, let us know that we really need to get together sometime, and why don’t we give them a call?Collection: People
Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.Collection: Dating
Don't sit back and be a bystander of your own lifeCollection: Bystanders
If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe."Collection: Fun
People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one hundred percent caffeine.Collection: Inspiration
Believing there's no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone's lucky four-leaf clover.Collection: Believe
Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept together for the very first time she looked up at me with her chocolate-brown, trustworthy doe eyes and said, "I've got herpes. I thought you should know.Collection: Heart
You need a little bit of the crazy to keep things fun.Collection: Fun
All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to put together the perfect soundtrack.Collection: Perfect
People make changes in their life, and they blend and assimilate. They find a way to make it work. That's where I've always taken the wrong turn. By not taking a turn at all.Collection: Taken
Love is pretty much a decision anyway. Just like happiness. You can decide to either love someone or not, be happy or not. The rest is just commitment to the idea.Collection: Commitment
you can have one of mine," he says. "i'll yank one out right now." no, that won't count. It has to be the lash that naturally falls out. " He gets on his knees and starts looking for my lash.Collection: Fall