Brad Sherwood

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The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like there's no tomorrow!'...as I recall, I didn't write that ticket.
- Brad Sherwood
Collection: Writing
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There's nothing better than a 200 lb snatch, if you know what I mean.
- Brad Sherwood
Collection: Mean
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So if you see a star and he needs a little money So come on baby give it to him this isn't funny! Just reach into your pocket, and pull out some change, Come on baby help a star it's not strange!
- Brad Sherwood
Collection: Baby