Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not.
I have a suspicion that a lot of artists are trying to get a laugh but, unlike stand-ups, they don't get an immediate response from their audience; a laugh is a rare thing in a gallery.
If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.Collection: Falling In Love
I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.Collection: Lunch
I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.Collection: Art
About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?Collection: Years