Arthur Guiterman
Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. 'How are you' is a greeting, not a question.
Admitting Error clears the Score, And proves you Wiser than before.
Admitting errors clears the score and proves you wiser than before.Collection: Failure
So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.Collection: Thanksgiving
Active minds that think and study, like swift brooks are seldom muddy.Collection: Motivational
In life as in football, fall forward when you fall.Collection: Football
When "Do no Evil" has been understood, Then learn the harder, braver rule, "Do Good.Collection: Evil
God, give me hills to climb, And strength for climbing!Collection: Climbing
Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.Collection: Communication
He who knows what he is told must know a lot of things that are not so.Collection: Education
What one approves , another scorns, And thus his nature each discloses: You find the rosebush full of thorns, I find the thornbush full of roses.Collection: Nature
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.Collection: Liars
The stones that critics hurl with harsh intent, a man may use to build his monument.Collection: Leadership
Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.Collection: Dog
Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.Collection: Dog
When life is woe, and hope is dumb, the World says, "Go!" The Grave says, "Come!Collection: Death
It takes a bee to get the honey outCollection: Honey
Porcupine, whom one must Handle, glove'd, May be Respected, but is never Loved.Collection: Love
Oh, who would choose to be a traveler? --That anxious railway-guide unravelerWho spends his nights in berths and bunks,His days in chaperoning trunks;Who stands in line at gates and wicketsTo spend his means on costly ticketsTo Irkutsk, Liverpool and YapAnd other dots upon the map.Collection: Mean
Of all cold words of tongue or pen, the worst are these: "I knew him when -Collection: Tongue
Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.Collection: Sex
God's Road is all uphill, but do not tire; Rejoice that we may still keep climbing higher.Collection: Climbing
The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest.Collection: Chips
It's lovely having grass and trees and flowers(Of course, at times, mosquitoes are a pest).Yes, life is life out here in Rangely Towers(Of course Some People like the city best)!Collection: Flower
A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!Collection: Thinking Of You
The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.Collection: Deer
I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandalsCollection: Thorns
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!Collection: Rain
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.Collection: Vanity