Andy Zaltzman
Politicians are like God. No one believes in them, they haven't done anything for ages, and they give jobs to their immediate familyCollection: Jobs
To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want?Collection: Fighting
If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales.Collection: Princess
Yes, freedom is good, but arguably, grammar is better.Collection: Grammar
Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.Collection: Donkey