Andy Borowitz
Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.Collection: Years
Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.Collection: Slavery
Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'Collection: Mom
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.Collection: Funny
NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.Collection: Black
A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.Collection: Race