Amy Schumer
I'm not extra sensitive to handshakes. I shake hands all the time.Collection: Hands
Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?Collection: Want
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'Collection: Funny
I feel very open with people, and I'm good at disarming them and having conversations.Collection: People
Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.Collection: Boys