The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off.Collection: Shoes
Wouldn’t that be an incredibly stupid thing to do? To say ‘I never want to smoke again’, then spend the rest of your life saying ‘I’d love a cigarette.’ That’s what smokers who use the Willpower Method do. No wonder they feel so miserable. They spend the rest of their lives desperately moping for something that they desperately hope they will never have.Collection: Stupid
Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm.Collection: Men