Alan Kay

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If the pros at Sun had had a chance to fix Java, the world would be a much more pleasant place. This is not secret knowledge. It's just secret to this pop culture.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Secret
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[Computing] is just a fabulous place for that, because it's a place where you don't have to be a Ph.D. or anything else. It's a place where you can still be an artisan. People are willing to pay you if you're any good at all, and you have plenty of time for screwing around.
- Alan Kay
Collection: People
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Television should be the last mass communication medium to be naively designed and put into the world without a surgeon-general's warning.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Communication
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A new friend is new wine, when it grows old, you will enjoy drinking it.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Drinking
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A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Coffee
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Perl is another example of filling a tiny, short-term need, and then being a real problem in the longer term.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Real
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Every technology really needs to be shipped with a special manual - not how to use it but why, when, and for what.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Technology
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To get the medium's magic to work for one's aims rather than against them is to attain literacy.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Magic
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The result is - document destruction - we're really not going to be able to prove beyond a truth the negatives and some of the positive conclusions that we're going to come to. There will be always unresolved ambiguity here.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Able
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It's all about long-term, sustaining relationships.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Long
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The idea that hardware on networks should just be caches for movable process descriptions and the processes themselves goes back quite a ways. There's a real sense in which MS and Apple never understood networking or operating systems (or what objects really are), and when they decided to beef up their OSs, they went to (different) very old bad mainframe models of OS design to try to adapt to personal computers.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Real
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The biggest problem we have as human beings is that we confuse our beliefs with reality.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Reality
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I fear - as far as I can tell - that most undergraduate degrees in computer science these days are basically Java vocational training.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Training
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The Internet was done so well that most people think of it as a natural resource like the Pacific Ocean, rather than something that was man-made. When was the last time a technology with a scale like that was so error-free? The Web, in comparison, is a joke. The Web was done by amateurs.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Ocean
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When the Mac first came out, Newsweek asked me what I [thought] of it. I said: Well, it's the first personal computer worth criticizing. So at the end of the presentation, Steve came up to me and said: Is the iPhone worth criticizing? And I said: Make the screen five inches by eight inches, and you'll rule the world.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Iphone
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Humans are communications junkies. We just can't get enough.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Communication
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Scratch the surface in a typical boardroom and we're all just cavemen with briefcases, hungry for a wise person to tell us stories.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Wise
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By the time I got to school, I had already read a couple hundred books. I knew in the first grade that they were lying to me because I had already been exposed to other points of view. School is basically about one point of view -- the one the teacher has or the textbooks have. They don't like the idea of having different points of view, so it was a battle. Of course I would pipe up with my five-year-old voice.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Education
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Any medium powerful enough to extend man's reach is powerful enough to topple his world.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Powerful
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School is basically about one point of view - the one the teacher has or the textbooks have. They don't like the idea of having different points of view.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Teacher
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The greatest single programming language ever designed
- Alan Kay
Collection: Language
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The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Freedom
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I hired finishers because I'm a good starter and a poor finisher.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Poor
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The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Real
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If you're utopian, you're never satisfied.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Satisfied
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The only way you can predict the future is to build it.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Way
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Lisp isn't a language, it's a building material.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Language
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I fear - as far as I can tell - that most undergraduate degrees in computer science these days are basically Java vocational training. I've heard complaints from even mighty Stanford University with its illustrious faculty that basically the undergraduate computer science program is little more than Java certification.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Stanford University
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Basic would never have surfaced because there was always a language better than Basic for that purpose. That language was Joss, which predated Basic and was beautiful. But Basic happened to be on a GE timesharing system that was done by Dartmouth, and when GE decided to franchise that, it started spreading Basic around just because it was there, not because it had any intrinsic merits whatsoever.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Beautiful
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In computers, every 'new explosion' was set off by a software product that allowed users to program differently.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Statistics
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Technology is anything invented after you were born, everything else is just stuff.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Technology
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The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn’t started yet.
- Alan Kay
Collection: Romance