Tell you what, if there were gays in the army 'Saving Private Ryan' would have been a hell of a lot shorter film. There is no way it would take gay men three hours to find Matt Damon.Collection: Army
Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.Collection: Sex
I'm sick of women telling other women what men want them to look like.Collection: Men
The sun in my life, it is gone, it is goneCollection: Gone