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I just assume a lot of people hate me. You just have to suck it up.Collection: Russell
Neither me or my wife are any good at cooking.Collection: Russell
I'm not really a cake man. I'm more a savoury guy.Collection: Russell
Oddly, I am really cool under pressure.Collection: Russell
I don't like doing things badly, that just feels like a waste of a day.Collection: Russell
It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it shows the tapestry of life and I adore that.Collection: Russell
There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room: it's a 300 seater, which feels small but you can still get big laughs.Collection: Russell
In the summer Regent's Park is one of the best places in the world with every nationality playing every sport.Collection: Russell
It's really frustrating when you write a show and it's really funny and someone and from Standards and Decency says, 'You can't put that in because it has a naughty word.'Collection: Russell
I don't really do any corporate gigs or I don't really cash in which is a bit silly and much to the annoyance of my family. I'd rather just do gigs that I like and TV shows that I like rather than personal appearances at a nightclub.Collection: Russell
I never really wanted to be on telly.Collection: Russell
I worked in a watercress bed, picking weeds out of watercress when I was at school. It was awful.Collection: Russell
I found out recently that my 'Good News' show has a big following in North Korea and the Vatican City! Who knew Kim Jong-un and the Pope liked fast-paced satire?Collection: Russell
The strange thing about people considering me upbeat is that I'm really not.Collection: Russell
I did a stand-up performance on Conan O'Brian, which was great, but it's not for me. I prefer England.Collection: Russell
But I did break my mum's heart, because I turned down 'Strictly' twice. I just couldn't do it. It's not for me.Collection: Russell
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier.Collection: Russell
I don't really have a political agenda, I just like things to be fair - I get angered by pomposity and privilege.Collection: Russell
I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were.Collection: Russell
My mum is unwittingly funny.Collection: Russell
If the front-page news is a comedian doing a joke that people think is naughty, that proves there's no real news that day, does it not?Collection: Russell
I like New York, I think you've got some of the best comics in the world here.Collection: Russell
'Monty Python' was never on TV in the U.K. when I was a kid.Collection: Russell
Chappelle is incredible. He is comfy on stage and he talks about big things and small things. He's a version of himself. That's what I've always wanted to be and hopefully I still am.Collection: Russell
Seinfeld' was never a show in the U.K.Collection: Russell
When you are doing stand up, it is the most glorious hour, when you are an X-Men version of yourself, with lasers coming out of your eyes.Collection: Russell
Genuinely, the first gig I did when I was 18, it felt like the world shifted. I realised that I had stumbled upon a mechanism through which you could view life.Collection: Russell
I've never been on Facebook. My page is run for me. It is the same with Twitter.Collection: Russell
My life is quite normal and for me it helps with my comedy. If you jump headlong into celebrity life it affects who you are and what you talk about.Collection: Russell
Your country becomes funnier the further you are from it. I remember seeing Boris Johnson on the news when I was in Hong Kong, and he looked so much more ridiculous.Collection: Russell
The number of old ladies who've beaten me up on TV is absolutely ridiculous.Collection: Russell
I have a friend called James who is in his 40s and he's still not allowed to swear in front of his mum. I find it strange that you can't be yourself and be open with the one person who brought you into this world.Collection: Russell
Mum's side of the family are daft, beautiful and brilliant.Collection: Russell
Portland is incredible. It's the most amazing place.Collection: Russell
The hit rap duo Kris Kross wore their trousers backwards, in the Nineties, and I wore my trousers backwards to a school disco. It led to some bullying.Collection: Russell
I have 40 cousins.Collection: Russell
Real life is hard. I'm sorry, but shopping at Tesco is not as much fun as writing jokes for TV shows, and I struggle with it.Collection: Russell
Everything I experience in life, I put through the sausage-maker that is comedy, and then try to make it funny for others. Whether that is healthy or not remains to be seen.Collection: Russell
I've reached the age of 32 with little wisdom, I'm afraid. It's tragic. I still have to turn to my mum and dad for every decision I make in life.Collection: Russell
Letter writing was clearly important to Reagan. Even as president he kept dashing off letters to friends, pen pals, media people, statesmen, critics, and the kind of people who write to presidents never expecting a reply.Collection: Russell
Strategic thinkers were naturally rattled to find this outsider fooling around with their work. They had been thinking strategically when Reagan was just another movie actor playing opposite a chimpanzee, for heaven's sake. They think Reagan is too naive, too innocent, to grasp the intellectual complexities of cold war strategy.Collection: Russell
I think I will always have a connection to young people, to try to bring their voices to the polls, bring their voices wherever they can make a difference.Collection: Russell
As I get, I give. Giving as you get is critical. It has everything to do with being happy for yourself, and making others happy is the cause of making yourself happy, and it's the cycle of giving and getting.Collection: Russell
The reason that I have Global Grind is to communicate ideas to people who might otherwise not be listening.Collection: Russell
If you wake up deciding what you want to give versus what you're going to get, you become a more successful person.Collection: Russell
Surround yourself with people who are smarter than you. Pick people who are interested in what you're interested in.Collection: Russell
Young people, when they're left alone, always want to have compassion, and they always want to give. They always want to help people who are less fortunate.Collection: Russell