Top Masturbation Quotes Collection
Discover a curated collection of Masturbation quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.
I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.Collection: Masturbation
The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation.Collection: Masturbation
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.Collection: Masturbation
They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.Collection: Masturbation