Top Horny Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Horny quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of John Sandford
I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.
- John Sandford
Collection: Horny
Image of William Henry Ashley
The only very rugged part of the route is in crossing the Big Horn mountain, which is about 30 miles wide.
- William Henry Ashley
Collection: Horny
Image of Sherry Argov
Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.
- Sherry Argov
Collection: Horny
Image of Henry Ward Beecher
There is always work, and tools to work withal, for those, who will.
- Henry Ward Beecher
Collection: Horny
Image of Dennis Miller
I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?
- Dennis Miller
Collection: Horny
Image of Natsuki Takaya
OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?!
- Natsuki Takaya
Collection: Horny
Image of George Carlin
The coke made me incredibly horny.
- George Carlin
Collection: Horny
Image of Sylvia Day
I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.
- Sylvia Day
Collection: Horny
Image of Sherrilyn Kenyon
Who did you eat this time? (Acheron) It wasn’t a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like me. There were a bunch of them actually. All of them had hornies and they made a strange moo-moo sound. (Simi)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Collection: Horny
Image of LL Cool J
I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me.
- LL Cool J
Collection: Horny