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I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.Collection: Denis
Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it. So I don't think I could successfully pull off being on a project like that without really losing my mind.Collection: Denis
I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.Collection: Denis
Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used.Collection: Denis
My charity is in the business of helping firefighters in any way that we can. For instance, after 9/11 we were the second-fastest charity to raise and distribute money to the widows and surviving family members of the 343 firefighters who died that day.Collection: Denis
I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how to make tables and chairs. You have to have the right tools, and you have to know how to put the thing together, right?Collection: Denis
I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.Collection: Denis
I'm praying for 'Ice Age' 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Because I really think we can run those characters into the '60s, and I'm talking the 1960s, you know? The Civil Rights Movement. That's what I'm praying for, because then I wouldn't have to do anything else.Collection: Denis
I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.Collection: Denis
You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.Collection: Denis
I think all priests should be married.Collection: Denis
I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.Collection: Denis
I love America.Collection: Denis
I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things.Collection: Denis
My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon they'll grow up enough to realize that I suck or that my time has passed, whichever it might be.Collection: Denis
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV as opposed to becoming a movie.Collection: Denis
I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.Collection: Denis
Anthony Mackie in 'The Hurt Locker' is everything an actor can hope to be. So rock steady in his portrayal that you immediately forget every performance he may have previously given, and focus only on the character in front of you.Collection: Denis
Sometimes 'great acting' is just showing off - chewing up scenery and dialogue and other actors - the equivalent of a theatrical sugar rush.Collection: Denis
What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.Collection: Denis
If you had no enemies, you had no fun.Collection: Denis
When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.'Collection: Denis
There are some guys I know for a fact, like Louis C.K., who always talk about how not-great of an actor he is, and he's terrific on his show. But I know Louis would play a fantastic dramatic role in something, too. He just needs somebody to grab him and say, 'Come in here and do this.'Collection: Denis
I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.Collection: Denis
I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.Collection: Denis
I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will.Collection: Denis
I learned a long time ago, if you want to keep your friends in show business, don't get famous. Because as soon as you get famous, a lot of the people you used to know, who didn't, become incredibly bitter and jealous. It's part of the territory.Collection: Denis
I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.Collection: Denis
The first movie I saw where it convinced me I could be an actor was 'Mean Streets,' so whenever I see Robert De Niro and he says, 'Hi, Denis,' it's still a really big deal.Collection: Denis
If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain clothing. Talk about lack of civil rights - I'm sorry, I'm pulling you right off the street, and we're giving you clothes that you're going to be O.K. in.Collection: Denis
I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it.Collection: Denis
If a character dies, you get to do a big, juicy death scene. But the flip side is you're out of the sequel, which is where the real money is.Collection: Denis
Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.Collection: Denis
Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction.Collection: Denis
If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.Collection: Denis
My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.Collection: Denis
In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.Collection: Denis
I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.Collection: Denis
Hockey's my favorite sport.Collection: Denis
I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.Collection: Denis
I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.Collection: Denis
I studied acting in school and then, of course, couldn't get an acting job.Collection: Denis
In my experience in series TV, if you have a good crew and a great cast, it's going to be a great group - similar to the theater where it's a bunch of people who are really talented and go to work each day and challenge each other, and if you are lucky enough to get a hit then it's five or six or seven years of this kind of work.Collection: Denis
Firefighters don't go on strike.Collection: Denis
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.Collection: Denis
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta, and Chicago.Collection: Denis
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.Collection: Denis
When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era.Collection: Denis
Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool.Collection: Denis
The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them.Collection: Denis