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When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Once I turned 40, my whole life changed in the most mature - not boring way but much cooler way. I feel much more like an adult.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I think if you're gonna do something as silly and lighthearted as entertainment, then why not be interesting when you're doing it?
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else's words. I could just stand there with a microphone, and nobody would interrupt me. It's the most narcissistic thing you could probably do.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're doing; they have no ideas... everything they do just is a failure.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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There was never a moment when I was like, 'I'm going to enter the public conversation on the importance of female nudity.'
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I'm not trying to be a role model to kids, because I don't have any children, but I do think everyone should have a free spirit.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down-to-earth, low-key people I know.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Some people think Hollywood is shallow. I find that it's home.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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There's times where you think, 'Gosh, what if nobody ever wants to hear what I have to say?'
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I cannot be Mary Hart - or even worse, Samantha Harris - and stand there with my hip out talking about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes taking Suri to an art museum without making fun of it.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute!
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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My position as the best-selling author at E! is secure - unless Salman Rushdie develops a show with them.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I remember having a conversation with my sister, saying, 'What if I don't make it? What if I'm still waiting tables when I'm 35?' I was just at the end of my rope. But I've been at the end of that rope several times.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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You can act, or you can't. I'm sure a lot of people who are serious about acting would disagree, but I'm not really worried about them.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I try to make fun of everyone as often as possible, especially minorities.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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We're seeking out such grossness in human behavior and want such mindless entertainment. 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' and some of these other shows are more racist. Or '16 and Pregnant.' Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious?
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Network TV is so limiting. There are so many parameters.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I started my own business because my parents had no dowry for me, and I was worried. I ran it from their Martha Vineyard's summer house. I baby-sat for a 14-year-old boy all summer and was giving him time-outs, even though I was two years younger than him.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the check and tipped me $20 on $600. I told him in front of everyone, 'Jews like you give Jews like me a bad name.' That was my last waitressing job.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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TMZ is so disgusting.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I think pregnancy is a huge responsibility.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I've always had a problem with authority. That's why I had to be my own boss.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I never considered myself a supermodel or anything like that. I mean, I don't think I'm ugly. I have good days and bad days, and I like when I'm fit and lean and all of those things that any woman likes, but it's not the eye of the hurricane for me.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I want to educate people and deliver news that isn't just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I'd like to be able to do the serious stuff in conjunction with the comedy.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I wanted to be famous. It's embarrassing to admit, but I came out to L.A. thinking it would happen in no time. I thought, 'Once they see me, they'll be so glad I came.' I always had a ridiculous amount of self-confidence about what was going to happen to me.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Once you've achieved success, and you're making decisions that are working, I don't understand why anyone would be second-guessing themselves.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I like the minute when I can get off the stage and go home, and I know I've done a good job.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I have severe ADD, and I'm constantly looking to amuse myself.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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If you're really looking to hurt somebody's feelings, just break up with them.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and charismatic and weird. It's pretty hard to take your eyes off them.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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There's a difference between racism and people making a joke about something. There is true racism going on, and people should be able to identify what that is, comparatively.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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People are following me because they want to see pictures of me. So why is Instagram editing them?
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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There are some really interesting celebrities and people who are fun to interview, but when you have to do it every day because you have to fill a slot, the allure wears off.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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Every time I enter a country and have to write down my occupation at customs, I'm like, 'I don't know... Author? Host? Writer? Stand-up?' I usually write 'author' - that's the safest bet.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I always thought to myself, 'I don't want to be doing stand-up when I'm 40 years old.'
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting.
- Chelsea Handler
Collection: Chelsea
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He [Courtois] goes back to Chelsea.
- Marc Wilmots
Collection: Chelsea

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