Willie Pep
They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce.Collection: Funny
First your legs go. Then you lose your reflexes. Then you lose your friendsCollection: Boxing
All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.Collection: Divorce
Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you.Collection: Funny
I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set - and they're both working.Collection: Boxing
Lie down so I can recognise youCollection: Motivational