William Topaz McGonagall
The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home Rule; But the best Home Rule for him, as far as I can understand, Is the abolition of strong drink from the land.Collection: Strong
Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ryTay! Alas! I am very sorry to say That ninety lives have been taken away On the last Sabbath day of1879, Which will be remember'd for a very long time.Collection: Beautiful
Ye lover of the picturesque, if ye wish to drown your grief, take my advice and visit the ancient town of Crieff.Collection: Grief